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Post  Dypo on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:03 pm

Time for this forum game to be played here. >Very Happy
I'm fairly certain the majority of you should know how this works, but just to make sure that you do, here's a brief example:

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Poster 1: I wish for an apple.

Poster 2: Granted, but it gets slashed when you're holding it, and you lose your hand.

I wish for pie.

Poster 3: Granted, but it tastes like maggots. Which it happens to contain, unfortunately.

I wish for pizza.

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Et cetera. I'll start this off...

I wish this forum were more active.

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Post  Admin on Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:17 pm

Dypo wrote:Time for this forum game to be played here. >Very Happy
I'm fairly certain the majority of you should know how this works, but just to make sure that you do, here's a brief example:

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Poster 1: I wish for an apple.

Poster 2: Granted, but it gets slashed when you're holding it, and you lose your hand.

I wish for pie.

Poster 3: Granted, but it tastes like maggots. Which it happens to contain, unfortunately.

I wish for pizza.

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Et cetera. I'll start this off...

I wish this forum were more active.


Granted, but there are so many users that the lag destroys the severs.

I wish I knew HTML.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post  Dypo on Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:23 pm

Granted, you only know the HTMLs that aren't available on this forum.

I wish I could sprite better...
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Post  Admin on Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:32 pm

Dypo wrote:Granted, you only know the HTMLs that aren't available on this forum.

I wish I could sprite better...

Granted, but your family disowns you because they think you're a nerd.

I wish life was longer.
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Post  PrinceGameNerd on Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:43 pm

Granted, but you become so old you can't remember anything.

I wish I was rich.
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Post  Admin on Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:45 pm

PrinceGameNerd wrote:Granted, but you become so old you can't remember anything.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but the money corrupts you to the point of having no friends or family.

I wish writer's block didn't exist.
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Post  tinynewtman on Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:08 am

Granted, but now you have to do your homework under stricter time limits.
Kinda loses something in text.
I wish there were a sarcasm font.

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Post  PrinceGameNerd on Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:44 pm

Granted, its an invisible font.

I wish homework didn't exist.
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Post  Admin on Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:37 pm

PrinceGameNerd wrote:Granted, its an invisible font.

I wish homework didn't exist.

Granted, but the next generation of people are too stupid to maintain order.

I wish two-ply tissues didn't come apart.
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Post  PrinceGameNerd on Sun May 29, 2011 12:17 pm

Granted, they now explode.

I wish people weren't jerks.
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Post  Admin on Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:02 pm

PrinceGameNerd wrote:Granted, they now explode.

I wish people weren't jerks.

Granted, but they now all smother you with kindness.

I wish leet speak didn't exist.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post  tinynewtman on Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:25 am

Admin wrote:
PrinceGameNerd wrote:Granted, they now explode.

I wish people weren't jerks.

Granted, but they now all smother you with kindness.

I wish leet speak didn't exist.

Granted, but now Klingon is the widely accepted method of obscuring meaning.

I wish this board had more members...
HAH! Corrupt that, Admin!

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Post  PrinceGameNerd on Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:55 pm

tinynewtman wrote:
Admin wrote:
PrinceGameNerd wrote:Granted, they now explode.

I wish people weren't jerks.

Granted, but they now all smother you with kindness.

I wish leet speak didn't exist.

Granted, but now Klingon is the widely accepted method of obscuring meaning.

I wish this board had more members...
HAH! Corrupt that, Admin!

Granted, but they're all trolls. Metaright works so hard to trollslay them, he has a heart attack, and dies.

I wish my Internet didn't suck.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post  Admin on Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:40 pm

PrinceGameNerd wrote:
tinynewtman wrote:
Admin wrote:
PrinceGameNerd wrote:Granted, they now explode.

I wish people weren't jerks.

Granted, but they now all smother you with kindness.

I wish leet speak didn't exist.

Granted, but now Klingon is the widely accepted method of obscuring meaning.

I wish this board had more members...
HAH! Corrupt that, Admin!

Granted, but they're all trolls. Metaright works so hard to trollslay them, he has a heart attack, and dies.

I wish my Internet didn't suck.

Aw, thank you for that first part! Razz

Anywho, granted, but now it blows. It blows so hard you can't stay in the room without flying out the door.

I wish I wouldn't procrastinate so much.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post  tinynewtman on Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:17 pm

Maybe I'll grant that later...

I wish all our favourite 3DS games will come out by christmas.

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Post  Admin on Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:37 pm

tinynewtman wrote:Maybe I'll grant that later...

I wish all our favourite 3DS games will come out by christmas.

Granted, but because you haven't played any of them yet and don't know if they're your favorite, nothing gets released by Christmas.

I wish I could draw well.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post  PrinceGameNerd on Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:49 pm

Admin wrote:
tinynewtman wrote:Maybe I'll grant that later...

I wish all our favourite 3DS games will come out by christmas.

Granted, but because you haven't played any of them yet and don't know if they're your favorite, nothing gets released by Christmas.

I wish I could draw well.

Granted, you drawings earn you the respect of 2-year-olds.

I wish school was shorter
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Post  tinynewtman on Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:36 am

Granted, now everybody school-age (including yourself) shrank by at least 2 feet.
I wish we had more details on E3 titles (SSB3D, SSBWiiU, PM3D, KIU, etc)

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Post  Admin on Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:51 pm

tinynewtman wrote:Granted, now everybody school-age (including yourself) shrank by at least 2 feet.
I wish we had more details on E3 titles (SSB3D, SSBWiiU, PM3D, KIU, etc)

Granted, but they give you so many details that it spoils the games.

I wish I could control time.

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Post  PrinceGameNerd on Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:14 pm

Admin wrote:
tinynewtman wrote:Granted, now everybody school-age (including yourself) shrank by at least 2 feet.
I wish we had more details on E3 titles (SSB3D, SSBWiiU, PM3D, KIU, etc)

Granted, but they give you so many details that it spoils the games.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, you become the butler of a scientist who is developing a machine that can control time. You steal it from the scientist and freeze him in time, but then Batman comes to arrest you. You spend the rest of your life in an asylum filled with maniacs.

I wish people could understand my references.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Post  Admin on Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:37 am

PrinceGameNerd wrote:
Admin wrote:
tinynewtman wrote:Granted, now everybody school-age (including yourself) shrank by at least 2 feet.
I wish we had more details on E3 titles (SSB3D, SSBWiiU, PM3D, KIU, etc)

Granted, but they give you so many details that it spoils the games.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, you become the butler of a scientist who is developing a machine that can control time. You steal it from the scientist and freeze him in time, but then Batman comes to arrest you. You spend the rest of your life in an asylum filled with maniacs.

I wish people could understand my references.

Granted, but they view you as hopeless and leave you to rot in the woods. With bears.

I wish bears were friendlier.

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Post  tinynewtman on Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:17 pm

Admin wrote:
PrinceGameNerd wrote:
Admin wrote:
tinynewtman wrote:Granted, now everybody school-age (including yourself) shrank by at least 2 feet.
I wish we had more details on E3 titles (SSB3D, SSBWiiU, PM3D, KIU, etc)

Granted, but they give you so many details that it spoils the games.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, you become the butler of a scientist who is developing a machine that can control time. You steal it from the scientist and freeze him in time, but then Batman comes to arrest you. You spend the rest of your life in an asylum filled with maniacs.

I wish people could understand my references.

Granted, but they view you as hopeless and leave you to rot in the woods. With bears.

I wish bears were friendlier.

Granted, now they give you hugs. With claws.
I wish my grammar were perfect.

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Post  Admin on Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:15 am

tinynewtman wrote:
Admin wrote:
PrinceGameNerd wrote:
Admin wrote:
tinynewtman wrote:Granted, now everybody school-age (including yourself) shrank by at least 2 feet.
I wish we had more details on E3 titles (SSB3D, SSBWiiU, PM3D, KIU, etc)

Granted, but they give you so many details that it spoils the games.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, you become the butler of a scientist who is developing a machine that can control time. You steal it from the scientist and freeze him in time, but then Batman comes to arrest you. You spend the rest of your life in an asylum filled with maniacs.

I wish people could understand my references.

Granted, but they view you as hopeless and leave you to rot in the woods. With bears.

I wish bears were friendlier.

Granted, now they give you hugs. With claws.
I wish my grammar were perfect.

Granted, but then the rest of the world's grammar screws up, putting you again at fault.

I wish this treasure map didn't lead right back to where I started.

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Post  PrinceGameNerd on Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:31 pm

Admin wrote:
tinynewtman wrote:
Admin wrote:
PrinceGameNerd wrote:
Admin wrote:
tinynewtman wrote:Granted, now everybody school-age (including yourself) shrank by at least 2 feet.
I wish we had more details on E3 titles (SSB3D, SSBWiiU, PM3D, KIU, etc)

Granted, but they give you so many details that it spoils the games.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, you become the butler of a scientist who is developing a machine that can control time. You steal it from the scientist and freeze him in time, but then Batman comes to arrest you. You spend the rest of your life in an asylum filled with maniacs.

I wish people could understand my references.

Granted, but they view you as hopeless and leave you to rot in the woods. With bears.

I wish bears were friendlier.

Granted, now they give you hugs. With claws.
I wish my grammar were perfect.

Granted, but then the rest of the world's grammar screws up, putting you again at fault.

I wish this treasure map didn't lead right back to where I started.

Granted, it leads to a cursed tomb.

I wish Canada didn't have such crappy weather.
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Post  Admin on Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:25 pm

PrinceGameNerd wrote:
Admin wrote:
tinynewtman wrote:
Admin wrote:
PrinceGameNerd wrote:
Admin wrote:
tinynewtman wrote:Granted, now everybody school-age (including yourself) shrank by at least 2 feet.
I wish we had more details on E3 titles (SSB3D, SSBWiiU, PM3D, KIU, etc)

Granted, but they give you so many details that it spoils the games.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, you become the butler of a scientist who is developing a machine that can control time. You steal it from the scientist and freeze him in time, but then Batman comes to arrest you. You spend the rest of your life in an asylum filled with maniacs.

I wish people could understand my references.

Granted, but they view you as hopeless and leave you to rot in the woods. With bears.

I wish bears were friendlier.

Granted, now they give you hugs. With claws.
I wish my grammar were perfect.

Granted, but then the rest of the world's grammar screws up, putting you again at fault.

I wish this treasure map didn't lead right back to where I started.

Granted, it leads to a cursed tomb.

I wish Canada didn't have such crappy weather.

Granted, but now it has urine-y weather.

I wish we didn't need bugs.

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